An ivory tower that touches the moon

Ok I know I said I was done with this blog but I have nowhere else to put this rant.

Every time I ever see a news story about or involving women, ever, that has a comments thread, inevitably women in the comments will argue about something. Even more inevitably (because I’ve seen this happen when no one was even arguing), some shitbag will post something like “lol no wonder men rule the world, women can’t even stop arguing with each OTHER.”

I’d LIKE to think the people saying this, men and women alike, are just trolls and realize how ridiculous that statement is. They probably are actually so stupid they don’t notice arguing unless women are doing it, though, so I’m here to help set them straight on this one.

Men argue too. About EVERYTHING. If you have ever frequented a forum that men frequent, you know it’s one argument after another. Your opinion on the World of Warcraft forums, no matter what it may be, makes you an idiot. Sports forum? If you like a team so and so doesn’t like, you’re an idiot. And probably a fag for good measure. Have the idiots who make these statements about women ever watched a news channel? Like half of it is dudes arguing on some sort of panel. Watch a session of congress on CNN sometime. Your mind might be BLOWN at how much dudes argue.

I guess this plays into the whole “lol women are catty and cut each other down” trope, but I’ll believe women are more predisposed to doing that than men when men stop calling each other fags for stuff like drinking smirnoff and enjoying vegetables. Let’s be real here.

I suppose the people saying this think women have the potential to act as one hive-minded force, like bees, and enslave men to be used only for their sperm in order to perpetuate the human race. I’m here to make y’all feel better about this. Women may be strange and foreign to you, like the world outside of your basements, but I assure you they all have different minds and opinions. Just like men, believe it or not! I don’t know how one can be so head-up-ass as to think men never argue but women constantly do, but since there are such total dumb fucks out there, it’s still not a drinking problem, it’s a drinking solution.