An ivory tower that touches the moon

So, who am I, and why am I making a blog?

First I will talk about my moniker and icon. I often feel like I don’t belong–like maybe I had alien parents who dropped me off on this planet at birth because the home world was about to be taken over by Godzillas and Draculas, and now I have to try and get along with humans. I know this isn’t the case, and I’m just an odd bird, but it’s more fun to think that than thinking I’m just a lazy, introverted, aloof, sputtering, foot-in-mouthing, lost, crazy milquetoast. Thus the Martian part. I am cheeky because cheeky is a hilarious word.

The icon is the “Martian Queen” from the cartoon Duck Dodgers, which was on the Cartoon Network, but has probably been canceled for all I know. I like her character design a lot, although I don’t identify with her in the slightest. Were I the Martian queen, I’d probably hook up with Marvin, because I have no need or desire for arse-head men like Duck Dodgers. I’ll take the one who will be nice to me, kthx. That having been said, my husband is the most awesome of all husbands who ever did husband, who ever lived or ever will live, and if anyone disagrees with me I will thumb wrestle him or her into submission. Perhaps to the death.

I am a law student, although I am not too pleased with this development. I do not plan on becoming a lawyer. I have written blogs explaining this, which you may peruse at your leisure.

I am agnostic, although I realize the differences between an agnostic like me and an atheist are essentially negligible since we both would believe in deities should we see some proof. I still say agnostic though because it connotes “hell if I know,” and that is something I can really get behind.

I guess I don’t have a whole lot else to say here. I’m just going to use this blog as a brain dump when I feel like writing. I’d be totally shocked if anyone ever bothered reading it.