Same shit, different asshole.

April 4, 2009 at 12:43 pm (religion)

Atheists like to say things like religion is oppressive, and the world would be better off without it, etc. etc.

While I do think religion is used as a tool of oppression, such atheists are missing the forest for the trees–or however that stupid idiom goes. Sure, religion leads to people justifying their bigotry, hate and misogyny because “god said to do it,” but even if tomorrow, hypothetically, somehow there was incontrovertible proof that atheists are correct, and hypothetically everyone believed it, that’s not going to stop oppression, bigotry, and hatred.

Instead of saying “god said women are inferior,” people will use evopsych which consists entirely of poorly-done studies and the post hoc ergo propter hoc fallacy and appeal to nature in order to justify their bigotry, hatred and bullying. They’ll ignore the fallibility of the IQ test to justify racial prejudice (while at the same time not conceding the spot of supreme race to Asian people and Jewish people), they’ll use results in a study on 5,000 Asian women who had better sex lives when their husbands make more money to conclude that women are gold diggers and completely ignore the other obvious reasons for this correlation explored in great depth in that Pandagon blog article.

People already do this, obviously.

So, while I may personally not believe in a god or gods or a Candyland in the sky, atheists are fucking full of shit if they think a world without religion wouldn’t be the same old shit with a new name unless there are other cultural shifts as well. Progress isn’t hindered by religion, it’s hindered by petty mindedness and clinging to superiority. The world will be just as ugly with 100% atheists as it would with 100% people of <insert religion here> unless people can give up their narcissism. I don’t want to say it can’t happen or believing in progression would be fruitless, but many atheists already substitute one religion for another, and should stop kidding themselves.

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Iowa: land of, I don’t know, and gay marriage

April 3, 2009 at 11:41 am (Politics, religion) (, , )

So Iowa became the fourth state where the Supreme Court ruled that precluding marriage for same-sex couples is unconstitutional. Being the bleeding heart hippy I am, this makes me happy, but being the cynical misanthrope I am, I figure it’s only a matter of time before the idiots people of that state change the Constitution. Right? I mean, if it happened in CA, surely it will happen in Iowa? If it doesn’t I think Californians should feel deep, deep shame, but I bitterly don’t think these good things last for long.

Gay marriage is one of those things where I cannot even possibly see the point of the other side. As pro-choice as I am I can at least understand where someone pro-life is coming from, if he or she has at least a modicum of intellectual consistency and isn’t also anti-contraception, but this is basically “omg my religion should RULE THE WORLD” or “I vote without even looking to see if those ads on TV are telling the truth because I’m fucking ignorant.”

I can’t even argue about this with my friends and family who are against gay marriage because their arguments are illogical, they start talking about “god’s law” (as if an atheist gives a rat’s fuckin’ ass what “god’s law” is), or talk about how being gay is a choice they shouldn’t have to support, or that if gay marriage is legal it will make your kids think being gay is okay and therefore will become gay. This is why no sheltered home-schooled kids* who are taught there is no evolution and they will be smote in their beds for masturbating ever become gay, and why there are no creepy fucking bible camps to try and convince these kids to pretend not to be gay stop making that “choice.”

Speaking of not exposing your kids to the world in fear that they might go along with it–isn’t that, you know, proof that your position is inherently weak? If I had kids I’d tell them what I believed but I’d also tell them about various religions and let them choose on their own. I guess when you seriously think there’s a little, red, cloven-hoofed dude in your brain trying to convince you to be bad you just see “logic” as “the debbul” and there is just no goddamned reason to continue a conversation with you.

I’m going to read the decision, but it’s 69 pages long and that gives me heart palpitations. 69 pages isn’t long if I’m reading The Hobbit, but it sure as fuck is if I’m reading convoluted legalese.

*For the record, I think homeschooling is great if the purpose isn’t to brainwash your kids out of ever having a single thought of their own.

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Speak of the devil!

February 10, 2009 at 6:34 pm (Annoying things, Sports, religion) (, , , )

Man I suddenly remembered something that annoys the shit out of me so much it makes me want to punch holes into walls.

I cannot fucking believe people who say things like “I’m glad the Devil Rays changed their name because I’m a Christian.”

Are you fucking shitting me? You’re offended by a reference to a sea creature?

I just want to shake people who say stuff like this in the hopes that their minuscule number of brain cells will collide, perhaps cause electrical impulses, and said people will suddenly realize just how utterly ridiculous and stupid they sound. There is very little I can imagine that is more absurd, inane, and exasperating than someone thinking the word “devil” is offensive. It’s just fucking stupid and gives me more ammo for saying “it’s not an alcohol problem, it’s an alcohol solution!”

I mean, should we rename the sea creatures to something less offensive like “Fluffy Kitten Rays?” That’d make PETA happy. Or are kittens offensive to ultra whack job Christians? I don’t even know what isn’t offensive to them now a days because it seems like everything is. Fuck.

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More about the baby doll I posted about 2 posts back

February 4, 2009 at 8:26 am (Annoying things, WTF?, religion) (, , )

Ok. For some reason I’m a glutton for reading stupid comments on stupid news stories. Many have pointed out (I believe incorrectly) that if the doll had said “Jesus is Our Savior” or something, people wouldn’t be upset. This is countered (I saw this on more than one site) with an even more stupid proclamation that if that were the case, the ACLU would be up Mattel’s asses faster than an astroglide-lubed baby Jesus buttplug.

Look–I know most slack-jawed morons who froth at the mouth at the mention of  the ACLU probably get all their information about it from their lesser gods on Republican radio. However, this post is meant to help them. Look, idiots. Hate the ACLU all you want for stuff it ACTUALLY DOES or MIGHT DO. You think trying to get former felons their right to vote back is a waste of time and money? Whatever, that’s your opinion. Fine. But when you assert that it would do things it wouldn’t do in a billion years, you look like an idiot. You will look less stupid if you listen to this wee lesson in logic. The ACLU would not shit bricks over a private company selling religious items. In case you dingleberries have not noticed, there are plenty of items like that on sale right now and no one gives a shit. Precious Moments dolls, religious cards, Bibles, baby Jesus buttplugs, you know, a lot of stuff.

They *would* probably pitch a fit if the government forbade a vendor from selling a particular type of religious item–Bibles, Korans, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster–it just so happens that discrimination against Christianity seems to not be sued over much because Christians are the majority in this country, and usually get preferential treatment if anything, you fucktards. Civil rights, which is what the ACLU is concerned with, pertain to government action. When it involves a private business it’s because it has to do with some right conferred in the Constitution, or that the government has enacted a law to protect, which said business is violating. An example of this might be a business refusing to hire Muslims. A non-example of this might be a store making baby dolls that say “I want to get on my knees and please Jesus” or “Mohammed was pretty awesome.” It’s pretty damn obvious that a toy maker could make a doll that says “Jesus is the sheazy fo reazy” if it really wanted to. You can find evidence of this in any card store!

Man I’ve been in a bad mood about religion lately. Must be all those stupid fuckers parading around my college campus with signs listing everyone who is going to burn in hell. Good news for me, I guess, since it encapsulates pretty much everyone I like and am related to, even the devout Christian ones.

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I’ll cast a spell for you. . .

February 3, 2009 at 8:06 am (Annoying things, WTF?, religion) (, , )

All right, I already knew that humans are by and large stupid and suggestible. That’s not what bothers me about this story about people thinking their baby dolls are saying “Islam is Light.” Whatever. Maybe one day I’ll see Buddha in a bottle of whiskey, or my Furby will finally fucking learn to say “get me a beer” like I keep trying to teach it.

Anyway, what bothers me is the idea that “Islam is the light” is “spewing hate.” As the author of the link I posted put it:

And lastly, by what stretch of the imagination would uttering the phrase “Islam is the light” constitute “spouting hate”? Answer: it wouldn’t.

Next time someone says “I’ll pray for you” or “Jesus loves you” I’m going to tell them to quit spewing hate!

I understand not wanting your kid’s doll to say “Satan is King” (as a friend of mine put it, “not every parent wants their kid growing up with My First Satanist). I understand parents not wanting a doll to spew religious propaganda. However, claiming that saying “Islam is the Light” is spewing hate is, I think, spewing hate. The fact that anyone heard this in the first place demonstrates incredible paranoia and desire for affirmation of their conspiracy-theorist beliefs that everyone is out to get them and make them stop believing in Christianity. If my eyes could roll any harder they’d cast a Lvl 5 firebolt in a D&D game, trust me.

Maybe I should put out a line of religious propaganda dolls. I’m sure there’s a market for it somewhere. There can be My First Satanist, My First Jihadist, My First “Omg-I’m-delusional-and-I-think-everyone-on-earth-wants-to-destroy-my-religionist. . .”

I wonder if this is copyrighted?

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Wow.

January 27, 2009 at 6:19 pm (religion) (, , )

Tell me again why I shouldn’t be openly contemptuous of religion?

Might I also add that I’ve been a fan of David Attenborough for a very long time?

I wonder how many celebrities who credit god for winning oscars and emmys, or sports players who point to the sky after a win, get hate mail from atheists?

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Why I’m Pro Choice

January 22, 2009 at 7:53 pm (Politics, Women, religion) (, , )

Edit: whoa, it’s blog for choice day, apparently. Why didn’t I know this? You’d think someone who is a feminist pinko commie liberal and attends law school would know or care about the anniversary of Roe vs. Wade. However, I’ve been playing my Nintendo DS so much I’m lucky I know what year it is. Luckily I have brain age to tell me ever day. Anyway, I guess I participated unwittingly.

I was reading this post about stumping pro-lifers with one question, and I immediately realized this was not a good argument (I need to think more before I post, yeah not that it was a bad argument, that I’ve said this to people before and they did respond with “yeah let’s throw them all in jail” or “women who miscarry should be investigated as murderers. That’s all I meant). But anyway, I like any blog about thinking rather than just blindly practicing faith, in any case. The question that made me think about abortion, anyway, if you’re too lazy to read, was “If abortion was illegal, what should be done with the women who have illegal abortions?” For one, I have posed this question on more than one occasion to pro-lifers and they responded with visions of women who miscarry being under criminal investigation, and all sorts of horrifying things which seemed to me a Margaret Atwoodesque dystopia where women are chattle. I don’t think this question is a good way to stump someone in the forced-pregnancy camp.

I think there are a lot of arguments to be made that are difficult to refute. Something I’ve asked and never gotten a satisfactory response to, however, was how can one say abortion is murder, yet at the same time not be as adamantly calling for compulsory organ and blood donation?

The issue with compulsory organ and blood donation is one of bodily integrity. You can’t force someone to sit there with a needle drawing blood–you can’t force someone to give up his or her organs at death. Essentially, you can’t FORCE someone to sustain the life of another person, no matter how easy it would be for you to do so.

I think going through pregnancy is far more difficult than organ donation or blood donation, and yet no one is clamoring for laws making compulsory these things which would save millions upon millions of lives.

The idea of forcing people to be strapped down and have a needle shoved into their arms and blood withdrawn without their consent is horrifying. I’m not sure why with this one, but the idea of people having their organs harvested while they are brain dead leads to organ donation being a voluntary thing, despite the millions of lives it would save if everyone did it.

You truly can’t be “pro-life” without pretty much conceding that women are the one exception to a generally accepted idea that people have the right to do with their bodies what they please. Even if a fetus were a fully formed 30 year old in miniature form with a conscience, it doesn’t stand to reason that a woman should have to use her own body to sustain that of another person against her will. If a woman cannot legally stick stuff up her vagina if she wants to, or take a pill if she wants to while pregnant, or starve herself, or drink wine in a hot tub, she has effectively lost the ability to control her body in the same way a person who chooses to walk straight past the blood donation van does.

I’ve tried to anticipate arguments against this reasoning. The biggie, I assume, is “she chose to have sex,” and therefore agreed to create this life. This poses a problem when you mention rape victims, of course. If someone makes an exception then, for rape victims, they are essentially saying women should be punished for having sex, because if refusing to use one’s body to sustain another life in one instance is “murder” but it isn’t in another, I cannot see this as anything but punishment for having sex. I also don’t think choosing to create that life should obligate you to it in any case–we choose all the time to bring people in the world–yet are no longer responsible for their lives once they are out of the womb. You might say the 5 year old who needs a kidney transplant is not your responsibility, but collectively if each of us did check off the donor card and donate blood, we’d be saving those lives. Somehow an unwanted fetus is a different situation than selfishly retaining your useful organs after death when it could save lives.

I suppose you could say abortion is an active killing while withholding something from someone is a passive killing, but then you can passively kill a fetus as well by starving yourself, and I think this is an urban myth but hypothetically by sitting in a spa and drinking champagne. Should those methods of abortion be ok while more active means are not? Then again, i guess if you don’t eat, or you drink booze or too much vitamin C, or have a doctor perform a surgery on you, or take an abortifacient pill, you’re trying to *kill* the fetus right? Should you be forced to eat or go to jail? Forced to not drink certain things or go to jail? It’s all the same thing–when you force someone to use her body in a certain way, or to not use it in a certain way, you’re denying her rights that I’m pretty sure 99% of supposed “pro-lifers” find sacrosanct. Most of these people make a moronic argument that a 9 month inconvenience isn’t a big deal. I vehemently disagree with this–but for the sake of argument–even if it were–donating blood or organs is unequivocally easier. If your spouse needed a kidney to live, and you were a match, should you be forced to donate it? Is that not too a temporary inconvenience in order to save a life?

I don’t buy arguments like, the fetus needs a chance at life, or it’s “innocent.” Particularly the innocent part, because to say a fetus is innocent but a five year old needing a heart transplant isn’t can be nothing but forcing stupid fucking religion down my throat because I assume the only way someone could say that with a straight face is if they think someone needs to be born in order to find Jesus and a 5 year old is a-ok to die post baptism. I also bristle at the idea that someone who supposedly cares about “life” feels godly enough to be able to decide when someone has “lived” his or her life. I say a 60 year old who may only have 20 more years should not be tossed aside like trash just because selfish people don’t want to donate blood and organs.

So, in essence, I’m pro-choice because I think women are human beings and should never be put in a situation where their own bodies are subjugated in order to sustain another. I can’t say whether I’d have one myself because I’ve never been in the situation of becoming impregnated by rape and I have no idea how I’d react to it–but I think it’s incredibly important, even if you think women who abort are selfish assholes, to have the option NO MATTER WHAT because without it women are reduced to sub-human beings. I am not an “American factory,” and abortion is no more murder than refusing to donate blood or organs.

The one issue I’m conflicted about with this argument is whether abortion should be regulated post-viability. I think it should be, but I still don’t think a woman should have to sustain another being against her will. In this case I’d think it was VERY SELFISH to want a baby removed from one’s womb post-viability for no good reason, (I realize this would be rare upon rare and when republicans act like women abort at 8 months pregnancy for no reason as easily as purchasing a taco supreme they are full of shit) and I certainly think measures should be taken to keep it alive before putting it up for adoption (aka she shouldn’t have the right to make it dead when it would otherwise live). Then again it’s VERY SELFISH not to donate blood, bone marrow or your organs if you are able to. Just because something is asshattery doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have the right to do it.

If the answer to the above, for a pro-lifer, is something like “because god decides if people die of disease” or something, said person can go fuck a mite-infested cactus because “god” is a shitty argument and I will only entertain secular ones, although I suspect most secular anti-abortion arguments are incredibly thinly veiled.

Oh yeah, I’m also pro choice because roast fetus is DELICIOUS.

If I found someone who was vehemently in favor of compulsory blood and organ and bone marrow donation and was also pro-life I’d disagree still, but I’d at least have to give that person kudos for being intellectually consistent.

((I’d also like to point out that a lot of my arguments are like, “ok, assuming EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS TRUE, I’m still right.” This argument I make here is one of those. It’s “even if for some reason a zygote is a life on par with a post-viability baby.” I’m not saying I think that and I’m pro-choice anyway, this whole thing is, even if that were true, abortion should STILL be legal. I wish people had the mental capacity to realize they can lobby for “life” without wanting to take away women’s rights to bodily autonomy by trying to convince people to, you know, not abort on their own volition, and to be in favor of things like contraception and support for mothers without means to reduce the number of abortions)).

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